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Started by Xjr man , Mar 11 2015 07:40 PM

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#1 Xjr man

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 07:40 PM

My neighbour knocked at my door at 3am this morning! Can you believe it? 3am!



Luckily, I was still up playing my drums ! Lol

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 10:55 PM

Good job you were up  :happy87:

 

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Posted 12 March 2015 - 10:55 AM

They must have liked them :D , where you sending signals to your relatives again :monkey:  :happy87:


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